Alright I want y’all’s opinion on this one. Here we have another guest post by Luke Douglas of Ripped.me a site dedicated to training and fitness. Here Luke is going to give us his definition of the type of car an alpha male would drive. Me personally for the average guy (who can’t afford a lambo) I’m all about American muscle and big trucks (drive a Mustang myself though that bitch is breaking down on me, want to get a truck). Anyways enjoy and I expect to see’s y’all’s opinion in the comments.
Even though the stereotypical alpha male may be all about “sex, cars, and beer”, we have debunked this meaningless myth several times over. The true alpha is about brains as much as he is about raw brawn, and even more importantly, he is the epitome of power in every aspect of his life. You will never see an exquisite specimen of an alpha in the zone at the gym, but not at work, or owning it at the office, but insecure with women.
There is no half-way with an alpha – which is why such a complete man needs to have a ride that will be on par with his own power. That is why Bruce Wayne’s second sidekick is his robust, futuristic vehicle, and not a damn bicycle.
After all, when you get home, and drop your keys on the table, what do you see as the ideal logo on the keychain? Can you envision the smell of the leather seats, the roaring engine, and the smooth, luxurious ride you treat yourself to after a long day at the office, or a grueling workout? That, gentlemen, is your alpha ride. And here are the top picks you should consider for your personal Batmobile.
The timeless classic
Some cars, like some men, never go out of style. If you want a car that will age as dignified and as sturdy as you, then the mighty Dodge Challenger is your best bet. While it may not boast some characteristics of those typical, often impractical sports cars, the Dodge has such a high level of masculinity that it requires absolutely no further explanations. No one ever questions the Dodge.
As the shining example of the American engineering, the Hellcat model justifies its name with a supreme-quality engine fitting for the king of all muscle cars. The interior is no less impressive, and the deluxe feeling doesn’t clash with the husky exterior, on the contrary, it only adds to the feeling of pure vigor.
The sleek cruiser
If you’re a wanderer at heart and soul, then you need a car that can keep up with you in your desire to see the world one smooth drive at a time. Sedan cars are by far the best alpha pick for men who are autonomous, future-oriented, and with a firm grip on their life – and among many of them available in the market, the Caddy Super Cruise delivers a blend of modern design with cutting-edge tech.
What more could a man desire from a car that is sure to never go out of style, and provides a high level of function in addition to its exceptional form?
The rugged boss
In case you are a doer, an adventurer, an alpha who prefers the road less traveled, you’ll need an SUV that can match your untamed spirit and conquer every off-road journey you wish to take. When it comes to rocky terrains, Ford masters the art of delivering a ride that will be anything but bumpy. It looks and behaves like a strongman among mere mortals.
Remember how Eddie Hall made his 500kg world record deadlift look like a breeze? Ford does the same with rugged terrain, while it doubles as your everyday loyal companion, all wrapped up in a strapping physique and smart features. Talk about alpha multitasking.
The mix-breed monster
When women see a pickup truck, they can practically smell the manhood behind the wheel. The lumberjack of four-wheelers, and the perfect match for a man with a toolbelt, as well as a hefty wallet, the pickup is your classic chic magnet that comes with an equally manly appeal for all of your needs.
Ford once again comes out as the top pick of men who know their cars, and who also know their women. Safety, security, and reliability have never looked sexier than in a modern pickup truck, and it’s definitely not short on brute force, either.
The sophisticated gent
It’s the Godfather of cars, the pinnacle of signature Italian craftsmanship that comes with a fierce growl of its performance-oriented engine. Of course, we’re talking about a classic Italian Maserati. A single look at the trident logo, and you’ll inevitably feel the shivers of the same reverence a true alpha male will inspire in those around him. The polished look shouldn’t fool anyone, as this masculine beast of a car will turn quite a few heads when you dominate the street.
Someday, in the dictionary of all things alpha, a photo of a Maserati will stand next to the term “sex appeal”, along with a full description of its seductive lines and its athletic speed. Make no mistake, a Maserati is as manly as it gets.
